vogue-pussssy:

BBY 😻

thotology:

lilpomseed:

I love tap water

suarenewyork:

Suaré Transparent 3M Raincoat | Available 4.21.14
Only at SuareNewYork.com 

haerwavemusic:

A Tribe Called Quest - Electric Relaxation

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

(Source: officialbabydoll)

Slight chance that I may have lisp

Somebody bumpin boosie “wipe me down” but no BBQ in sight, what’s going on?

quixon:

mrcheyl:

bvsedjesus:

y’all really askin for easter nudes? EASTER nudes?! 

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I’m judging ‘em too

Niggas acting like Jesus aint get down.

You think my mans rose from the grave and aint go smash something? You know he gave Mary Magdelene that strong resurrection dick.

Gon pop ya titties out.

pop4ill:

when I die

my blog will remain

bank security questions be like “where was favorite aunt on new years 2001”

(Source: queefdollaz)

aubernutter:

It’s so ironic how the less you hate yourself the more others hate you.